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Norm Peterson

What’s the story Norm?
    Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer, Boy meets another beer.

Whadday say Norm?
    Well, I never met a beer I didn’t drink.

Can I draw you a beer?
    No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one.


Cliff Clavin

Everyone in the Swiss Army owns a Swiss Army Knife.
    That’s why no one messes with Switzerland.


Homer Simpson

Trying is the first step towards failure.

English? Who needs that?
    I’m never going to England.

So they have internet on computers now!